so we have three dogs…sam is the horny old man. recently we got two more dogs (lexi is 2years and ginger is 9 months old). sam does not pay much attention to lexi, but when lexi and ginger get to playing it seems to arouse sam because the horny old man gets to humping. he’s fixed and we’ve never had this problem, but all of a sudden he’s ready to jump her every five seconds. as i sit here on the chair he’s mounted her four times already. she’s just trying to play tug-of-war with me and not paying him any mind. the best part…and this really is funny…the horny old man is too old to stand on his hind legs so even if he could get in the right position he can’t stand up to do anything.
now, this may seem a little odd. me (who can not vote) telling you (who can) to go vote. but, yes that is what i am doing. i could say that i do not care who you vote for, but i do. more importantly is that you take the opportunity to vote.
ok, that was the public service announcement…on to the more classic kendy rhetoric
i’ve seen a few of the debates this 2008 election season and one thing continues to cross my mind. why it is that john mccain looks like his face is frozen, or better yet like that commercial where they stick someone else’s mouth onto the little kid (but the kid is significantly cuter than mccain). i’m just not sure what it is, but he is a cross between a ventriloquist doll and a puppet. that right eyebrow won’t go down, he blinks more than every second (i remember that i only did that when i am intoxicated and trying to focus on something important…like walking, or breathing, or not seeming like a dumbass). best of all, his face seems to be locked in a permanent position where his bottom jaw is the only movable part. somehow the flaps of skin under his chin move too, but that is irrelevant. to add insult to injury his arms don’t seem to have much mobility and any physical movement at all seems awkwardly complicated.
not that any of this bears relevance on whether or not he would make a good president. but since i can’t vote why talk about the issues like everyone else…
apparently, the US is not in a recession. (increased unemployment rates, median salary below living wage levels, record breaking foreclosures, and banks selling out for pennies on the dollar do not a recession make)
I agree, it makes no sense at all
today the government announced that they are going to take over the two largest mortgage companies freddie and fannie…but this does not indicate a recession either. even Sean Puffy, P Diddy, Diddy Combs announced that he can’t afford to fly his private jet becasue of the insane oil prices
it’s the end of the world as we know it when the king of unnecessary oppulance himself has to fly on american airlines-not southwest, air tran, or spirit, first class coach from NY to LA.
Now, what does this mean for me?? I’m in Tampa, FL without a job, a car, and my complete shoe supply. ARGHHHHH (that was for the shoes)
the introduction…
(i will attempt to draw a distinction between how black men and white men approach a woman)
black men:
if able to sing he will break into his best R&B rendition. if he thinks he can rap he will attempt to spit lyrics. a drug dealer with none of the aforementioned skills will break out a wad of cash (probably a bunch of singles wrapped by 1 $20.00 bill) in an attempt to attract something other than an arrest or a mugging.
white men:
he will either walk right into you as if he never saw you and then attempt to spark up a conversation or he will assume that he knows you from somewhere knowing damn well that he’s never seen you or anyone like you ever before in his life. however, there is one other method…he just stares (but that may just be my stalker)
why is it that people say there aren’t any black owned businesses? within every black community there are several long standing family businesses-the black church…
yes, i said it! the black church is a family business. fathers pass along the pastoral position to their sons generation after generation. it is not impossible for any up an coming minister to advance within the organization, but-much like the mafia-power is transferred from father to son. what better business to pass on to your children, no corporate taxes and a continued flow of income. don’t forget the fact that we’ve got positions for all the children, not just the prodigal first son. there’s the minister of music, head of the usher board, youth minister, secretary, treasurer, deacons board…the options are endless
so, now that we’ve established the presence of black owned businesses…explain why there is more than one baptist (apostolic or pentecostal) church in any town? all with a limited membership so it’s not to say they are filling a need within the community. why is it that the majority of pastors used to be pimps and hustlers? but now they’ve got jesus, a legal enterprise,and a new Cadillac…
